Friday, April 27, 2007

Zumba Clothing Calgary

Poll

NEXT!! Come forward who said that wears multicolor !!!!!!
No, because the multicolor suocerina which has the friend of those series, not the maximum that PIVELLINA approach the green to orange, and wants to find out if the multicolor is an amateur who has voted or not!! : O)

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Black Tattoo White Specks

Pope abolishes limbo

The news reached me this morning ... I heard on several TG, indeed, I watched them all right because I could not believe. Apparently, however, he did indeed!

What is limbo? The limbo is a bad bad place where, according to Catholic doctrine are children who have died without being baptized. Scary stuff eh? What fault I have the little innocent if they have not had time or if the bad guys, bad parents do not wash them took the original sin. What then ... for years I wonder why the hell should a child be born already "sinner"! There is little point is what ... a bit 'like the fact that a human newborn tot already has thousands of euro in debt (this according to the teaching of the Italian tax authorities).

I must not digress, eh? Ok .. back to limbo. In this age of rampant religious marketing Kraut, the pope has made a decision: it is uneconomic to support the theory of limbo, people do not like it, then so do ABOLIAMOLO Catholic parents happy or not. The limbo is no more, collective sigh of relief ...

But based on what a pope, another being (more or less) human decides that what has been an integral part of his religion can be abolished by a decree? He said God? Communicated it to him via sms? Mah .. it confusing ... as the removal of original sin? And the sin of pride?? And what about lust? Uneconomic and unpopular that even ... ABOLIAMOLAAAAAA!!

Way .. now I, La-Law provides that all laws (religious and secular) that does not sit well with me should be abolished ... I'm going to go out and steal a wheelchair to an invalid ... I can always say that God told me!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Katys Playground Escort

Lagotto 2 ... better and better!

Again thanks all'umarell well as my brother ...

Another peculiarity of the Lagotto is constituted by his delusions of persecution: he, as a micro parallel world and the metaphysical, is convinced that the entire universe exists in terms of resent him. Lagotto makes victimhood and whining of a reason to live, and that his persecution mania leads him to search for explanations of his being hated in the depths of his fervent mente.Data the origin of the explanations that autofornisce, these can only be of enormous cows. An example: Lagotto in his life had very few women, if they can chiamare.La her first sexual experience was mercenary, at the age of twenty-one years old I took him myself one night in a notorious district of the city I live in, where the streets are full of generous ladies, mostly of color. I waited patiently outside the (my) car and the Lagotto important to complete the experience, and while chatting amiably with some of these girls and other males who were standing around (what you do for friends ...) . riaccompagnai When the home was strangely silent. Usually verbose when they do not speak is because something hatch, which promptly broke at the time to say goodbye. "I'm very disappointed," he said, "I thought after making love we'd be embraced for a while to cuddle. Apparently, I was obnoxious and has been with me only because I paid!" I gave up trying to explain that the mercenary love, generally, it works according to these rules, and made the biggest mistake of my life: I replied, "You should look for another kind of woman." All hell broke loose! Twenty-one years of sexual repression and delusions of persecution came out strongly at once: "Where can I find? NOWADAYS THE GIRLS LOOK JUST THE MONEY AND THE MACHINE!" It got out of (my) car, without even giving me time to reply, also because on my side, I had very valid arguments to dismantle its fragile thesis: I had a girlfriend, sweet, smart, nice, died hair long and smooth as silk , deep blue eyes and a fifth of the bra. And I went around in a Fiat 127 bianca.Da that time trying to create an image that satisfied the canons, according to his way of thinking, could one day lead a girl to fall for him, became his obsession. First he needed a machine: he, having to reconcile its economic scarcity with the need to have a 'prestigious car, chose a Fiat Bravo 1.6 16V, payable with a lease of 60 (sessanta!) monthly payments, debt also its possible future progenie.I Lagotto early days was filled with an inner charge out of the ordinary: it seemed that his new and prestigious (a Fiat!) means of transport he did hear the owner of the World, and suddenly all his insecurities were as vanished. After a few months based on continuous two of spades, despite the stack of bills on which he traveled, his inner office was like that of a battery Varta used fifteen years old. There was something wrong, but could not figure out what. Yet now he had a nice car. Maybe it was the way she dressed? Maybe the universe really hated him? Again, he asked for help from his neural network, that gave the explanation that the girls "are all bitches and if they pull it, and if you win, you must be shit over them." But back to the Fiat Bravo 1.6 16V, payable with a leasing of 60 (sessanta!) monthly installments. That at least had left, but had lost its meaning: he was no longer a status symbol able to give him the love of his life, but simply a common means of transport, more expensive and cumbersome to maintain. Perhaps unconsciously, he developed a visceral hatred towards the useless iron, and should be for this reason that over the years, periodically, you get some little incident. Every two months, a collision occurred, an impact against some wall, a Sfriso against an 'other car stops coming out of a parking lot. This series of microtrauma reduced as the Fiat Bravo 1.6 16V and so on. worthy of a jalopy to a Palermo, once saw her, I noticed that one of the lights was broken and the area around visibly bruised. "I had a black eye!" I said Meanwhile Lagotto.Nel lease, petrol, road tax, insurance, continued to rage on his poor pockets like a sword of Damocles, that to do? you could not sell the car: if anyone would be taken in those conditions. Until a few months later, for once, Lagottovenne blessed by fortune. "Someone stole my car," he said ...

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Is Mac Cosmetics Hiring

beans and de Lillo on Bich (Part Two - fur? No thanks!)

We stayed at Lillo and beans on the Adriatic Coast laughing right?
Ok ... well, now those of you who suffer from "vomiting easy" is requested to continue reading with your eyes closed!

I tell you today two amazing adventures that have a common denominator: the hair. Hairy cursed, hated by gay men than by pornstar hair vile, obscene, Pelosi ...

1 st Pile:

imagine you are on the beach (although that Rimini is defined in a more appropriate "muddy puddle), the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the sand slips between your ass and relentless between your toes ... uh no, maybe not that!

You are lying to enjoy the relaxing (children screaming, hysterical screaming mothers, adolescents who pretend to play volleyball for turkeys, radio ball, pickup trucks with loudspeakers that advertise against emorrodi creams, extra selling coconut, swimwear , condoms etc etc ....). We are not relaxing? Well ... be careful! The hair is agguatooooooooo!

deck of the neighbor grains and Lillo, a middle-aged, has a habit of attacking with all button and talk talk parlaaaaaa. But so far you might as well be, just ignore it ... EH NO! Mr. Marone does not like being ignored and so he performed the famous "Bless the brown hairy" sits in the sun lace, looks around all puffed up, exhale and let her free, hairy scrotum, shrunken, reddish to get out of costume .
HORROR !!!!!

Lillo beans and we remain the beast, of course. Oh well it will get better tomorrow, the day is now ruined and our decamped before being sick. Tomorrow will be better ....

2 nd coat:

Another day, another gift! On
usual beach under umbrella, beans doze (or as we say in our country "spigozza) Bl. Dream .. what dreams we can not know because the beans refuses to tell us. But dreams ....

Then he wakes up, and it is normal for a healthy young male wakes up with a gay show of the flag, yawn, and realizes that Lilly is laughing and laughing and laughing. There is more inside, almost convulsing.

The beans look around and ... HORROR!! A short distance zdaura a septuagenarian, truccatissima, topless sgrillettando is a nipple. Sees him, and salutes, with a pair of tweezers and start pulling their hair around the areola ....
It 's too! VIA .... tomorrow is another day and you will see .....

And because it's almost summer now take this opportunity to launch a

PROMOTION: "do good to the world, without hair before going to the beach !!!!!"

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

How Can I Tell If My Hair Is Long Enough To Wax

WITH THE DEATH OF MAN, THE GORILLA WILL HAVE SOME HOPE?

To reflect (sometimes we want) .. excerpts from the wonderful book by Daniel Quinn's "Ishmael" in 1992, which I recommend everyone to read.


(This conversation took place between a gorilla and a man, teacher and student, respectively, on the theme of "Captivity")

- I'll repeat a hundred times a day. Turn on the radio or television, and I will confirm once per hour. The man wins the deserts, the man wins the oceans, the man wins the atom, the man wins the elements, man conquers space ...
Ishmael smiled. - I had thought when I said that this story is the environment in your culture. Now you've realized. Your cultural mythology constantly whispers in our ears so that no one pays attention. It is logical that the man conquer space, the atom, deserts, oceans and the elements. In your mythology, was born for this.

"This is the current situation: we have to keep winning. And continue it will lead to the destruction of the world or to its transformation into a paradise ... in the paradise that was to be under human rule.
"And if we succeed in this business, if eventually become the absolute rulers of the world, then nothing can stop us. It will be the era of Star Trek. The man forward into space to conquer and rule the rest of the universe. Here's what could be the final destiny of man: to conquer and rule the entire universe. A truly wonderful creature, man. "


- Why? Because being human forces you to mess it up?
- Why is there something fundamentally wrong in humans. Something that works against heaven. Something that makes people stupid and destructive, greedy and short-sighted.
- Sure. In your culture, everybody knows that man is created to transform the world into a paradise, but unfortunately it was born defective. And, therefore, his Paradise has always been devastated by the stupidity, greed, destructiveness and the dall'imprevidenza.

- "Step up production to feed a larger population leads to further population growth." Said Peter Farb in human book.
- Given a growing availability of food, any population expands. Holds for any species, including human life.

- Why produce more food?
- To feed a million people starving.
- And when you give them something to eat you promise that you will not reproduce anymore?
- Be '... no, this is not expected.
- So what happens when you give food to all those millions of people dying of hunger?
- It will play, and the population increase.
- Without a doubt. In your culture, this experiment has been tried and tried for ten thousand years, one year after another, with an entirely predictable result: producing more food to feed more people has lead to a further increase in the population. It is so obvious and inevitable to expect something different means to surrender dreams, both from a biological point of view both from a mathematical point of view.
- But ... - I stopped and pondered some more '. - Mother Culture says that, at the right time, the problem will be solved by the birth control.
- Have you ever seen advertisements for groups that send food aid to starving people?
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Yes - And have you ever seen advertisements for them to send groups of contraception?
- No.
- Never. Mother Culture speaks with forked tongue on this subject: How about when the world population explosion birth control responds, but when you say hunger responds to increased production. But unfortunately the increase in production occurs every year, while the world of birth control does not occur.
- Hunger is not exclusive to men. The suffering of each species throughout the world. When a species is multiplied beyond its agricultural resources, population decreases until it restores a balance. Mother Culture says that humanity is exempt from this process, and then when you multiply a people beyond its food supply from outside food is flowing, thereby ensuring that the next generation there will be more people to starve. Since then people will not be allowed to diminish to the point of keeping with its own resources, he will become a hunger chronic condition.
- Yeah. A few years ago I read in the newspaper that an ecologist at a conference supported the same point of view. He had never done! In practice they have accused of being a murderess.
- Yes, I suppose. His colleagues around the world will understand perfectly what he meant, but had the good sense not to challenge Mother Culture in the prime of his generosity. If forty thousand people live in an area that can sustain only thirty thousand, is not an act of generosity to send food from the outside to keep them all and forty: only serves to ensure that hunger will continue.
- It's true, but even so it is not easy to stand and watch while they die.
Ishmael gave a roar that resembled a volcano. - Who said anything about staying to watch him die? If you can not bring in food, you can always bring them out, no?
- Yes, I think so.
- then moved to the ten thousand too many in some areas of the world where there is plenty of food ... Italy, Hawaii, Switzerland, Nebraska, Oregon, Wales.
- I do not think such an idea would be very popular.
- So you prefer to exercise your philanthropy while forty thousand people in a state of chronic starvation.
- I'm afraid so.
- Bella generosity.

MEDITATE People ... MEDITATE .....

[AUTHOR'S NOTE

the first edition of Ishmael, include a note that began: "Ishmael has always been much more than a book to me. It is my hope that it will be much of a book for many of those who read it. If you're a part of this group, I hope you will make me the courtesy to get in touch. "
I would like to renew this call right now, adding only that, but I look forward to receiving your letters (each of them will read it!), You should please try to understand that I can not answer them all.

Postal address: PO Box 66627, Houston TX 77266-6627

E-mail: danielquinn@ishmael.org

You can also contact other readers of my books at the following URL: http://www.ishmael.org

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