Monday, May 28, 2007

How Much Does The Matrix Cost

Lagotto and the world of work

We're back here with our hero grappling with the adult world!

Entry Lagotto of the world of work has been from the 'start suffering and contradictory, graduated in five years in a vocational school (course duration for an individual able-bodied: three years!), where he earned a certificate as an electrician, he began to look for a use it has to do with his training. No one wants it. Thus began an ordeal from job to job, during which performs many different tasks: mason, employed to wash cars, trucks, tilers, etc..
These constant changes are primarily due to three reasons:
1) the continuing search for a job as an electrician, plus the need to work, which forced him to accept any What's being offered and to be unhappy at the same time.
2) the inability to keep a job for more than three months because of his aforementioned delusions of persecution, which made him feel to be the target of the leaders, which led him to be hateful and colleagues that the leaders themselves .
3) is a dickhead!
For all these reasons it is successful in only four years, to complete a full work book, which does not indicate that to his advantage if he had had to present a few interview. On my advice he gave to another, saying he had lost the old one.
Let me dwell for a moment on the third point, recounting two anecdotes.
The first relates to his experience as lavamacchine had found a job at a car dealership, and his job was to wash the cars before they were delivered to customers. Way to work every day on a motorbike, being under the license (the result was was later rejected an unspecified number of times, both in theory and in practice). It was not exactly the place he had always dreamed of, but it was better than nothing: still work, simply did not need to think.
One morning I visited him, was struggling with a Volkswagen Golf GTI 16v, metallic gray. Just finished washing it, perhaps to impress upon me, perhaps because of rivalry with his colleagues that sped the car wash for yard and parked in tight spaces, that's our Fittipaldi starts at the head of this beast of 150 horses, starts the engine still running, leading to about 8,000 rpm with a pair of outgassing, and partly reverses scoured to pull out from the car wash tunnel. Bad luck would have it, on its own trajectory, some bastard had it built in the design of the building a reinforced concrete column, which served to hold another parking lot upstairs. The impact was inevitable, he felt only a grating noise, and the car stopped: the whole left side was to be remade, of course, the car was supposed to be delivered the next day.
Rigotti got out of the car with the expression annoyed those who had taken an obstacle on the road with the wheel and was checking what it was, seemed not to have realized the severity of the injury.
I told him: "Mark, look at the side."
"It 's something happened that should not happen!" Ruled the fool ...

The second episode relates his own experience as a forklift driver: He had been employed by the Coca Cola , and his duties were to handle those big drums with the truck.
As it happens, then I had a friend who, just at the Coca Cola, was responsible for the maintenance. He told me what happened one day.
cart, you know, are people gay and collegiate, and once, during a break, had staged a race with the trucks: it was zigzagging between two parallel rows of barrels in the shortest possible time. Up for grabs, I guess there was the classic beer media.
course our Lagotto
forklift driver who immediately ran supreme, and when it was his turn, making a curve a little too close to a speed a little too high, he managed to hit one of the drums, knocking him down. I do not know if you have ever seen the size of those drums, but we are talking about a few hundred liters.
course, overturned, and went to hit an adjacent shaft, creating a ripple effect, as in Domino, and reversing No. 4 in total stems, which poured on the ground dozens of hectoliters of the precious beverage.
After a dressing down by superiors, over lunch, Lagotto returned to his work, perhaps he was still shocked by the incident, and so did not pay particular attention to what he was doing. He felt just a scream that tore the environment and made all away from their duties: The Lagotto was done with the spare car just above the foot of a colleague, who was immediately taken to the emergency room.
things happen, things that fall within the normal series of accidents at work.
Forty minutes later another colleague uttered the same cry ...

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I had promised myself, for decency, not to mention this third episode, but now I feel almost obliged to do so, for the record.
Lagotto was hired as a laborer at a company that deals with road signs in practice have to mount guard rails and signs, paint markings, etc. ..
Coincidentally, my father worked in the same company, and it was me, through him, to press because they hired him (he was the first and last time) because he had much need to work.
One day he went to supervise the construction site on which the team who had been assigned Lagotto was working: it was to redo the guard rail on a stretch of the highway. The team was well organized: all wore orange overalls reflectors, the area where they were speaking was reported first 150 m, were parked on a lane and two white vans with the words "(name of company) Street Signs." At one point, the foreman Lagotto asked if he could make a jump in the firm to take the material that was intended for the yard, never mind, the company had an output of distant highway.
Lagotto promptly boarded one of two vans with the words "(name of company) Road Signs", and went to take the material.
Now, I do not know how this can have been possible, even today I try to explain how such a thing could happen, but managed to take a Lagotto against traffic junction, under the astonished eyes of my father, the team leader, the entire team, and two policemen, known in the colleagues and among motorists in the city, respectively, as "The Cobra" and "the Weasel , which had stopped to look at the construction site and have not even had the strength to do anything except put his hands before his eyes in disbelief .
Quell 'episode gave me a life lesson: if you want to get away while violating the Highway Code, tries to violate it in the most blatant and reckless you can: no policeman will ever fined ...

Friday, May 11, 2007

Brown Thick Discharge Before Period

The Chuck Norris of the poor

swear there! E 'be apparent with a bit of trouble, she manages to say an average of 8000 words per second, is unnerving for those who work but look at that side of goodies that can produce! And they say that working in the bank is boring!!

1. I'VE GOT A LARGE MEMORY

2. I FIX THE PROBLEMS, DO NOT CREATE

3. I DO MORE THAN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU AND NO ONE MI

4. SHOULD I CALL ALL THE BRANCHES OF 'ITALY, BUT LOSE THE VOICE part of the job (06/10/2005)

5. THE PROBLEM THEY SHOULD NOT BECOME A LOSS OF MY TIME (06/10/2005)

6. I AM THE ONE THAT I HAVE ALWAYS CLEAN THE PLATE AND DO 'TO EAT THE OTHER (06/10/2005)

7. "I am not an ass MICCA SHOOTING AND THEN TAKE ALSO A KICK IN THE ASS !!!!!!!!!!" (10/07/2005)

8. Misunderstood BEFORE YOU GET ON MY KNOWLEDGE AND AVAILABILITY ON MY 'ARE VERY GOOD .....( 22/11/2005)

9. I did not understand, not because 'I do not understand, indeed quite the opposite ... (12/12/2005)

10. I checked, WHY ARE NOT ABLE TO NOT INFORMATION (01/02/2006)

11. IN THIS PERIOD ARE IN FIGHT WITH COMPUTER ... (03/16/2006)

12. my question ... OF COURSE I HAD DOUBTS (23/05/2006)

13. correct me if I WRONG And I'm not mistaken ... (23/05/2006)

14. BEFORE JUMPING OUT OF THE QUESTION I have already identified, analyzed and resolved (23/05/2006)

15. MOST IT ... AND HOW TO WRITE 'who speaks a dozen languages \u200b\u200band I am forgetting L' ITALIAN (05/23/2006)

16. (addressed to the head office) "ARE very good, WHY 'YOU HEAD (07/14/2006)

17. SOMEONE COULD MISS IT BUT NOT ME (11/12/2006)

18. ALLINEIAMOCI: I DO NOT HAVE TIME, I AM A ROBOT AND WHEN I HAVE DONE SO WHERE TO GO TO TAKE ANOTHER JOB (18/04/2007)

19. THE smart people is not distorted EVER .. I was referring to ME (23/04/2007)

20. Fortunately, today I decided to take it slow .. They are calm (27/04/2007)

21. PUT YOUR FACE IN FINANCE WANT TO SAY PUT MONEY, NOT THE PICTURE (30/04/2007)

22. CALM .... If I have not yet done so (one ticket assembled) for a reason ... .... Because I am fast ... .. even correct me. ... Very fast (08/05/2007)