We stayed at Lillo and beans on the Adriatic Coast laughing right?
Ok ... well, now those of you who suffer from "vomiting easy" is requested to continue reading with your eyes closed!
I tell you today two amazing adventures that have a common denominator: the hair. Hairy cursed, hated by gay men than by pornstar hair vile, obscene, Pelosi ...
1 st Pile:
imagine you are on the beach (although that Rimini is defined in a more appropriate "muddy puddle), the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the sand slips between your ass and relentless between your toes ... uh no, maybe not that!
You are lying to enjoy the relaxing (children screaming, hysterical screaming mothers, adolescents who pretend to play volleyball for turkeys, radio ball, pickup trucks with loudspeakers that advertise against emorrodi creams, extra selling coconut, swimwear , condoms etc etc ....). We are not relaxing? Well ... be careful! The hair is agguatooooooooo!
deck of the neighbor grains and Lillo, a middle-aged, has a habit of attacking with all button and talk talk parlaaaaaa. But so far you might as well be, just ignore it ... EH NO! Mr. Marone does not like being ignored and so he performed the famous "Bless the brown hairy" sits in the sun lace, looks around all puffed up, exhale and let her free, hairy scrotum, shrunken, reddish to get out of costume .
HORROR !!!!!
Lillo beans and we remain the beast, of course. Oh well it will get better tomorrow, the day is now ruined and our decamped before being sick. Tomorrow will be better ....
2 nd coat:
Another day, another gift! On
usual beach under umbrella, beans doze (or as we say in our country "spigozza) Bl. Dream .. what dreams we can not know because the beans refuses to tell us. But dreams ....
Then he wakes up, and it is normal for a healthy young male wakes up with a gay show of the flag, yawn, and realizes that Lilly is laughing and laughing and laughing. There is more inside, almost convulsing.
The beans look around and ... HORROR!! A short distance zdaura a septuagenarian, truccatissima, topless sgrillettando is a nipple. Sees him, and salutes, with a pair of tweezers and start pulling their hair around the areola ....
It 's too! VIA .... tomorrow is another day and you will see .....
And because it's almost summer now take this opportunity to launch a
PROMOTION: "do good to the world, without hair before going to the beach !!!!!"
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