Vabbeh the suocerina talk talk but in reality I did not want and I left on vacation!
Restless with Lagotto .... oh well well
Given his tendency to take actions which may be the subject of ridicule and also on his personality unintentionally comic Lagotto often lends itself to be the victim of pranks and practical jokes by his friends bastards.
For a long time the main fun of the bastards was to immortalize in Lagotto 'performance of its physiological functions: in short, it was photographed on the toilet.
Those who think this might be a stupid play, which can only make fun brain-injured individuals, has never seen a photo session with lagotto. This is a real game of chess, where the two sides face each tumbler worthy of Napoleon and counter-offensives by the KGB. It all started when
a feast of 'last year, we spent in Rome, a friend's house. We found that the most likely Lagotto in his DNA must have a gene that forced him to go to the toilet between ten and qiuindici minutes before midnight.
And so it was that time. The student spirit that animated the group, together with the availability of a camera, did the rest. The Lagotto made the unforgivable mistake of not locking the door and we burst into the bathroom, immortalizing the fateful moment, remember that fired at least six pictures, two of which are blurred.
The following year we had an 'other party, this time in a country house. It was one of those parties where there were friends, friends of friends and Friends of friends of friends, in short, a large brothel where they know you and no one person in five.
Mindful of what happened the year before, this time Lagotto, when they were the 23 and 46, said nothing to anyone and went to the toilet like a ninja.
Mindful of what happened the year before, of course we had already prepared the camera and put our man near the bathroom. Of course we had taken care to remove the key from the door, so that the Lagotto could not close it, and thus, the sign of our man, we added three more shots to the collection. Since that time the unfortunate was started to be nicknamed "Cagotto.
The third opportunity came the following summer, when we decided to spend a few days along the beach, camping.
For a well-known principle of thermodynamics is nothing created, nothing is destroyed, but everything changes. The food of course no exception to this law: Man takes them and assimilating them, turns them into energy and more. The energy he needs to maintain vital functions. The "other", however, not useless and deposits it in the gut, until the evacuation. The 'Man can not remain for too long to evacuate, because the intestine is of limited capacity. For a simple syllogism, Lagotto, being a man, could not stay too long without evacuate.
We had tried to resist a few days, but when we do not made her more had reached the point of waking up at night, slipping out of the sea like a tent without making a sound, and crawl to the toilet with a torch in his right hand and a roll of toilet paper in the left.
We were not even gotten to the point to mount the guards by surprise, but we decided that we would have done if, within the next two days, we were not able to steal at least one 'other photograph. It was too important, we had seven photos come good, there needed five more to make the schedule (other than Canalis! We would have proposed analy ...).
Luck came to meet us, disguised as a bagel with cream of six in the morning. The transformation process of that gas tank must have Lagotto caught by surprise, because her expression suddenly became worried and whitish: it was in a panic! we were all close to our tents, which were less than twenty meters from toilets, knowing that this time we would have caught. What to do? Satisfy the physiological need and expose yourself for the umpteenth time mocking the shooting, or stand proudly awaiting a more favorable moment?
Unfortunately for him the need was so great that he had to give and we were all imbued with a sort of feeling of liberation when we saw him galloping towards the services, while trying to maintain a vestige of dignity.
The camera was armed, but at this point there was a problem: to the doors of public toilets is not possible to remove the keys, because they have not: close by special newfangled fixed in the structure. The great strategists, however, do not stop in front of similar small unexpected: we had developed a plan of the toilets. No way to reach the post of Lagotto land, but there still remained the airway. Those toilets are in fact made up of high walls no more than two meters and forty, and between the walls and roof, presumably to allow easier exchange of air, there is a space of nearly sixty centimeters, more than enough to lean back and take a companion. And we did, getting five shots that were still missing for our calendar.
None of us has yet managed to understand how it could verify the leak, but a few weeks later Lagotto learned of our project, and bore a move that clearing literally decided to protect his image rights. He went, equipped with all twelve photographs that they saw him as a subject, at the offices of the SIAE, accompanied by a friend, who looked good from going with him, merely to stay in the doorway, where he saw, but could still hear what was coming. Lagotto
: "Good morning! I should settle this!"
Clerk: (looking at the pictures, I assume air bewildered) "What do say - store this? "
Lagotto:" Oh, yes, to the image rights, no, because, should know that my friends made me a joke and they want to make a calendar and T-shirts ... "
Clerk: (with a tone of one who has fully understood the situation, and that is to be confronted not with an individual who would make fun, but a complete idiot) "Unfortunately it is not possible to store images. If she wants to be protected, first you must find the negatives, which I presume she does not hold, so it must destroy them. Sorry for not being useful to them otherwise. "
Lagotto: (puzzled)" Ah, I see. You can not do anything? "
Clerk: "No. I'm sorry." Lagotto
: "Okay. Good morning."
use: (stifling laughter) "Hello ..."
