Thursday, February 8, 2007

Stomach Virus Going Around

beans and de Lillo on Bich (first part - the attempted suicide)

Have you ever asked (tell the truth) where they are going to tan the Lords Gai ... Well your in-law I'll reveal ... ready?
TADAAAAAAAAAA - drum roll - go .... AAAAAAAAAA RIMINI! Yes yes its

Rimini, and in the same bathroom (ehhh no, I will tell you)!

However, in Rimini, you know, it happens all the colors and grains but Lilly will happen more, we do not know if it's bad luck, if you are looking for or what the sea but these two give their best .

I will tell you now one of their amazing adventures: One evening

beans and Lillo, placidly in desabbigliè as they say in French, savano bellibelli in their room when they hear a sudden a gross casino come from another room. From screaming understand that a guy is back in the room and found the woman in bed with another. They shrug: mica is their problem, they will never find a woman in their bed:-P But

.. But curiosity is known to be Gay .. and so unwilling to listen as long as the horned guy yells no: IO drags me down 'from the window! "and the replies cornificatrice" And throw. "
The guy throws ____

beans and Lillian rushed to the window right in time to see the fool who, having thrown the first (or second, I forget) spatascia asphalt floor, alive but in pain.
the grain is turns to the Lilly and says "Well .... but ... have you seen ....?" Lillo but Lilly had vanished into thin air !!!!! The
beans, thrilled, faces to the window again, and who sees you in a way not to get his affairs in perfect style-in-law?
Yes, exactly the Lillo, fully clothed, with shoes and everything that looks closely at the scene.
how I managed to get dressed and go downstairs in a nanosecond only the Goddess of homosexual knows!
beans observes the scene from above, while someone (not the Lillo, he was too busy watching and commenting on the fact with the other onlookers flocked to the scene) had called the ambulance. Bean is hard to see, curiosity is a lot but the impression is even more.

Ah forgot to say that the grain is extremely sensitive as well as paranoid hypochondriac. If you meet him, for goodness sake, do not tell him you have any illness otherwise is to him, not specified any virus, bacterium, fungus or otherwise rare genetic disorder before you die!

Here ... the beans, I said from the window at a safe distance, he sees a umarel the nose pressed against the glass where the ambulance had been arranged that cuckold shamelessly look inside, and even better to see you put your hands to pamper "around the face ... reflections of glasses are vile, you know, and do not let people see clearly that bled. To think that the beans: Vulture! What is that ugly people in the world !"...

You guessed it? The bad people was obviously the Lillo, that from that historic moment was appointed laundress of Treviso "honorary!

And tonight I close my ... but remind me that I must tell you about yet another holiday Rimini!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Find Best Lewis Structure

APOCALYPTO (spoiler)

This could not let you lose! Carry the full version pittica "in Apocalypto (Mel GHIBSON legendary film that I liked tantotanto) from the forum .... Celticworld.it Pitta and honor to his tongue!!

APOCALYPTO, Movie ...

Monday, January 1, 2007

Hanging Man Chat Roulette

The Adventures of Beans and Lillo: the chick

New year, new characters in the building of the mother in law ...

Meet Lilly and beans, two very nice gay men who are the envy of Will and Jack (those wiil & Grace ... and who does not know them would do well to get an education on!).

you notice: I will be as always "politically incorrect", so if anyone is offended by what they tell you will feel (and will be only the truth, as usual) had better get out of here and go take a walk. It 's true that talking about (male) homosexual is like shooting on the Red Cross but I love shooting on the Red Cross. After all the protagonists of these stories are well aware that I am talking about them and their sense of humor and dell'autoironia allow me to recount their amazing adventures in this world dominated, unfortunately, still to be false social morality and censorship.

censurerò not nothing, omit nothing, sweeten the pill. Her mother would not be otherwise!

start from the beginning, the dawn of time as they say ...

beans in one day version still innocent little boy, was walking in the countryside. The sun was shining and he is happily enjoying the nature ...
Nature, as we know, sometimes called ... and called out!
And so the beautiful blue eyed beans, seized with cramps, she decided to lie down and do the cool poo branches. But Ohibò! How clean?
Think you here thinks that Mother Nature, prodigal to his children, came to his rescue, in the form of a chick. A sweet, soft, yellow, piumosetto, ignorant chick passed right next to beans and he made 2 + 2. Quick, grabbed the wad sweet gold and used it to wipe his ass.
The chick was not at all happy but grains understand a truth: a bird in the ass was not so bad ^____*

But the adventures of Lilly and beans are certainly not finished, this was just a taste to see your reactions so tell me ... continuous??

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Milenavelba Galleries



rumor that Santa is "born" in 1931 by a father's advertising Coca Cola (Mr. Sundbolm this) and that his reindeer are a figment of imagination of that advertising.

In reality there are traces of a fat man dressed in red with a white beard and riding a white horse since 1863 ... was simply called Santa Claus.
An early postcards exist in the typical Santa Claus 1886.
In practice, the Coca Cola has just taken up, amplified and popularized what is already there.

Cispio But who would I'm Santa Claus?

would be Saint Nicholas, protector of children and students. The legend says that Mr. Nicholas (Bishop of Myra in Lycia in the fourth century) was born in Patara, Turkey, from a rich family, he helped a family in financial difficulties, thus saving three girls from prostitution. Mr. Nicholas dropped at night from the fireplace, where they were hung out to dry delel socks, three bags of gold coins to give the girls a gift that would allow them to marry.
This legend is also accredited in the Divine Comedy (Purgatory, XX, 31-33).

The legend was later adapted to be able to relate to children ... the threat of prostitution was replaced by simple hunger and so St. Nicholas brought bags to needy families with food, always delivered through the chimney.

So Santa Claus aka Saint Nicholas, aka Santa Claus (from Sinter Klass in Dutch) became in the popular imagination the bearer of gifts par excellence. Only that he went around the back of a donkey and not reindeer-drawn sleigh ... it seems that the latter are actually been invented by Coca Cola.

And gnomes / goblins / elves?

Well ... those were clearly taken by Nordic traditions. Perhaps there was no need to say:-P Anyway

your mother-in-law has nothing against Santa Claus, after all it is a nice fat .. and strangely enough even if it comes from a Christian tradition has been repeatedly repudiated by the Church. Mysterious mysteries !!!!!