Thursday, February 8, 2007

Stomach Virus Going Around

beans and de Lillo on Bich (first part - the attempted suicide)

Have you ever asked (tell the truth) where they are going to tan the Lords Gai ... Well your in-law I'll reveal ... ready?
TADAAAAAAAAAA - drum roll - go .... AAAAAAAAAA RIMINI! Yes yes its

Rimini, and in the same bathroom (ehhh no, I will tell you)!

However, in Rimini, you know, it happens all the colors and grains but Lilly will happen more, we do not know if it's bad luck, if you are looking for or what the sea but these two give their best .

I will tell you now one of their amazing adventures: One evening

beans and Lillo, placidly in desabbigliè as they say in French, savano bellibelli in their room when they hear a sudden a gross casino come from another room. From screaming understand that a guy is back in the room and found the woman in bed with another. They shrug: mica is their problem, they will never find a woman in their bed:-P But

.. But curiosity is known to be Gay .. and so unwilling to listen as long as the horned guy yells no: IO drags me down 'from the window! "and the replies cornificatrice" And throw. "
The guy throws ____

beans and Lillian rushed to the window right in time to see the fool who, having thrown the first (or second, I forget) spatascia asphalt floor, alive but in pain.
the grain is turns to the Lilly and says "Well .... but ... have you seen ....?" Lillo but Lilly had vanished into thin air !!!!! The
beans, thrilled, faces to the window again, and who sees you in a way not to get his affairs in perfect style-in-law?
Yes, exactly the Lillo, fully clothed, with shoes and everything that looks closely at the scene.
how I managed to get dressed and go downstairs in a nanosecond only the Goddess of homosexual knows!
beans observes the scene from above, while someone (not the Lillo, he was too busy watching and commenting on the fact with the other onlookers flocked to the scene) had called the ambulance. Bean is hard to see, curiosity is a lot but the impression is even more.

Ah forgot to say that the grain is extremely sensitive as well as paranoid hypochondriac. If you meet him, for goodness sake, do not tell him you have any illness otherwise is to him, not specified any virus, bacterium, fungus or otherwise rare genetic disorder before you die!

Here ... the beans, I said from the window at a safe distance, he sees a umarel the nose pressed against the glass where the ambulance had been arranged that cuckold shamelessly look inside, and even better to see you put your hands to pamper "around the face ... reflections of glasses are vile, you know, and do not let people see clearly that bled. To think that the beans: Vulture! What is that ugly people in the world !"...

You guessed it? The bad people was obviously the Lillo, that from that historic moment was appointed laundress of Treviso "honorary!

And tonight I close my ... but remind me that I must tell you about yet another holiday Rimini!